Monday, June 23, 2008

Chairssssss

So I hope to keep this one short and sweet. I realize a lot of people don't find the humor however in this story so by all means let me know your take on the situation.



Lately I feel like my post have been a little more nag and a lot less funny. I hope that's just me being hypercritical but I just want to let you know that these blogs come from a light heart. I usually laugh for a good five to ten minutes during the actual event and I usually only post it if I know it will make you laugh or I've retold and laughed very hard.


Alright so I bought a cute table and two chairs I can honestly tell you the only time I've used my chairs is for recycling. I like to hang the bag on them. Anyway so my roommate took the first chair in his room two years ago and after a few months of mistreating the chair it broke. We laughed and finally he replaced it. So after a few more months of mistreatment we had friends over and we were playing apples to apple ( quick draw I may add) The next thing we knew there was a boy laid out on the floor and the chair in shambles. So after months of having one chair my roommate brought these hideous and I truly mean hideous chairs. I wish I had a picture of them. I would get a picture but you'll see in a few moments why I no longer can.


So let me refer you to an earlier post about the lawsuit story. During that time we had a tiff about him replacing my chair, it went something like this:

Me: Where is my chair?
Him: What Chair?
Me: The chair you broke.
Him: MY FRIEND BROKE IT
Me: Exactly...
Him: It's in the closet...
Me: I threw it away months ago.
At this point he is walking away towards him room. The little twerp does not handle confrontation well.
Me: Just replace my chair.
Him: You can have my chairs.
Me: (snort) Your chairs your chairsssss
Him: A chair.
He then walked in to his room and slammed the door of course. As my friend and I left I picked up "my chair" and threw it across the room and said I LOVE MY CHAIR. it tumbled across the floor. Later that night it was still in the middle of the room but the following day he loaded all his chairs even the one he had given to me in his car. It was quite the site to see.

I still don't have a chair or a sauce pan :(



Please allow me to try and describe these chairs... they are poop brown round "1970" space ships with hideous rails. They had large fur balls on the bottom of the chairs that often shed. Oh goodness.

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

indian giver.... so what does ur chairs look like .... tell him he owes u a chair still

Girl with Roomie Issues said...

My chairs are just very cute haha I can't explain them. They match the table. You'll see. I tell him like once a day I say towards his door. WHERE'S MY CHAIR?!

Anonymous said...

start stealing his stuff till he buys a chair

Anonymous said...

ok this was funny.. cute but funny. and back in the day, those chairs were modern art. lol.. in our grandparents' day.. but umm.. why did he put his chairs in his car?? guess there are bigger problems in the world than chairs, but if u break something u should replace it.. but it was cute and put a smile on my face, kinda like u do.. he he
curt

Girl with Roomie Issues said...

Haha I don't know if you can tell from the pictures but he has nothing at all for me to steal. I am not in to asian shit or nasty food. That's all this kid can offer.

Girl with Roomie Issues said...

I don't know chair/stealing breaking seems pretty legit. JK You're right there are bigger problems that's why there is my blog to just make you stop and chuckle. These chairs are not in anyway good haha.

Anonymous said...

kick his ass sea bass. stick his chair up his ass

Girl with Roomie Issues said...

Haha awesome advice.

Anonymous said...

this story and the others are reasons i dont have roommates, ha ah. hope your having fun at least with it all. lol

Girl with Roomie Issues said...

It def makes you question who you can trust. I love life experiences and at times this has been ahrd but I am able to move on and laugh and I think that's all that matters. Thanks!

Anonymous said...

oh mannn. i hate ugly chairs! i secretly judge people by the chairs they own, haha.

i'm glad you still ask him for you chairs everyday.

you should try something with him. anything he owns that comes in pairs... steal one of the pieces in the pair, and he'll go crazy looking for them.

just one thing, and don't do it often. it'll be funny.

Girl with Roomie Issues said...

haha wonderful except he has nothing for me to take one of. So lame. Thank you!!

Anonymous said...

You just need to take out cereal or anything like that in his food supply and then shit in there. I'd be pissed if I went for a nice tasty treat of my daily cock blast cereal and there was brown trout in there.

Or you can just keep posting funny things like this haha.

Girl with Roomie Issues said...

Great advice, I tend to save my poop for you though. Thanks for the comment haha.

sadistic said...

i love you

Girl with Roomie Issues said...

Aww thank you. I love you also.

Anonymous said...

what can i say i piss excellence and then you love to take baths in that. i know what turns you on.

Anonymous said...

lol ok that was long but funy i bet if had been there it would have been even more funny but yea. I READ AND COMMENTED R U HAPPY. lol

Girl with Roomie Issues said...

Thank you for helping me with my internet self esteem. Yeah I wish I had video of some of it. You're awesome! Thanks.

Girl with Roomie Issues said...

Maybe try and keep your comments directed more towards the blog. Haha but thanks.

Anonymous said...

ok so heres a thought, though a bit extreme, it would prove to him that you are not afraid to take it to the next level. in the military if you do something bad, that doesnt get people hurt, you get some administrative punishment. basicly they take your time and money. i suggest to take him to court, and sue for damages rendered.

Girl with Roomie Issues said...

Haha awesome advice. yeah it would be nice to sue him. I need some money and I would like him to have to pay but I just think my case would get laughed out of the court. Thanks for the comments and suggestions.

Anonymous said...

Haha it makes me feel good to know that you continuously ask him for your chairs each day. You should also ask him for these things that he has ruined as well:
-new dishes
-new pots and pans (particularly saucepan)
-new silverware
-new carpet
-new refrigerator
-new oven


ill add more later as it is late and my mind is not working as well

Girl with Roomie Issues said...

More importantly the universe should ask him for the mins of it's life he is wasting. I mean with all the energy consumption. fuck too hot to think. Oh yes and I would like my SUGAR and Peanutbutter and BEER back. hahah