When The Going Gets Weird You Know My Roommate Is Involved.

So I returned to my apartment after a nice week long vacation. As I entered the door I noticed that the roomie had taken the large box pictured throughout the blog and turned it up right. It was laying flat with various objects on it. Most of his crap that was sitting on the box was thrown all over the apartment. As I studied the large mess I realized the 5 empty bottles of wood varnish were gone and a few of the LARGE water jugs. My brain hurt. I could not figure out what he had done.

Later I was looking around hoping to find a clue that he had moved out. No such luck. However I looked in the closet and I was like wtf are these boxes? There were three random boxes with different size and colored tiles. Yes floor tiles. Had he stolen these from work?? What was he doing with them and more importantly WHAT WERE THEY DOING IN MY APARTMENT?! As I further researched the tiles I found small chunks of fake hardwood floor in on of the tile boxes. My brain was aching.

So it's been four days and he has not appeared. I know he'll be back and when I am not sure. I was thinking to myself should I tell my blog readers that I though there would be no more post. Tonight however I went to bake a cake I got in the closet where some of my dishes have been hanging out and being protected. I was searching for a small pan and I realized he stole one of my cake pans.... Why? I wish I knew so I made due with what I had a small cake and twenty four tinyyyy cupcakes. I went to grab a toothpick to check if the cake was done. As I looked at his cupboard because yes my toothpicks were in his holder. I realized he took his toothpick holder. Nothing else just the toothpick holder. I began to laugh and I moved on.

I decided I wanted a piece of toast with some of my peanut butter. I grabbed my peanut butter and opened it and half of my peanut butter was missing. I was very confused because he had a large container of his own peanut butter. I looked over at his cupboard and realized he had also taken his peanut butter. So he used my peanut butter and then realized that he had also used my toaster and left it plugged in. Grrr one of my biggest pet peeves. So I grabbed my butter and as I looked in to the container I realized he used and then took a knife and stabbed the butter. HE STABBED THE BUTTER. For the record he has his own butter and I looked in his fridge there is a good chance he probably also took that.

Every action this kid does truly makes my brain hurt. I hope you are laughing as hard as I did. Hopefully you're not as confused as me. WTF!! :) I love comments so don't be afraid to throw some up!